So this book has decided that I should write ten euphemisms for sex.
1. Screw
2. Bang
3. Pound
4. Toss the salad
5. Heels to Jesus (thanks Zombie Land)
6. Put Percy in the playpen
7. Tickle the Pickle
8. Mattress Olympics
9. Popping the cherry
10. And cheesy enough Making Whoopy
This book is too funny!
Lady X
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